Well it seems the Emperor has a new hobby. He just purchased a saloon (using his assistant's credit card <ouch>) and is all prepared for the party. Let's see ... there's wine for his assistant, Jack for himself, a martini for Mitzi, and a bottle of Johnny Black for Paul. Joe will have to wait until he arrives to order.
Not to let anyone forget he's still the Emperor, he left his scepter lying on the bar in full view. Besides, Stretch told me that he keeps it handy in case someone gets out of line. He can grab it and give that person a wrap on their noggin as a reminder to behave. (A gentle wrap of course.)
Stretch also mentioned that the Saloon came complete with a painting of a naked lady behind the bar, but with his position on nudity, he had an aquarium installed to replace the painting.
Because he cares about people and to reduce drinking and driving, Stretch has the first 2-drink MAXIMUM, and you must wait 1-hour after the last drink before leaving.
Not to let anyone forget he's still the Emperor, he left his scepter lying on the bar in full view. Besides, Stretch told me that he keeps it handy in case someone gets out of line. He can grab it and give that person a wrap on their noggin as a reminder to behave. (A gentle wrap of course.)
Stretch also mentioned that the Saloon came complete with a painting of a naked lady behind the bar, but with his position on nudity, he had an aquarium installed to replace the painting.
Because he cares about people and to reduce drinking and driving, Stretch has the first 2-drink MAXIMUM, and you must wait 1-hour after the last drink before leaving.
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